Accidentally swallowed odd things?

So, I was out drinking some serious jagerbombs last night with my friends,and we decided it would be fun to play a drinking game. My friends and I started daring each other to see who could eat the strangest things. My best friend then ate about a half-gallon of rancid mayonnaise. I was really trying to impress this one girl friend of mine, and so to outdo him I swallowed about a pint of varnish, some Elmer's glue, clay, a binding agent, and a handful of igneous rocks. I checked my body temperature today, and it appears to be around the fusion point for metamorphic processes in the Earth's mantle. So my question to you, Y! answers, is simple: Will I sh*t bricks?